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Here is a page all about Roseanne and her life as a 'Demestic Goddess'. |
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| ROSEANNE:
Born: November 3rd, 1952 Where: Salt Lake City, Utah Name: Roseanne Cherrie Barr |
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| Filmography as: Actress, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Director, Herself, Archive Footage, Notable TV Guest Appearances
Actress - filmography
Filmography as: Actress, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Director, Herself, Archive Footage, Notable TV Guest Appearances Producer - filmography
Filmography as: Actress, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Director, Herself, Archive Footage, Notable TV Guest Appearances Writer - filmography
Filmography as: Actress, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Director, Herself, Archive Footage, Notable TV Guest Appearances Miscellaneous Crew - filmography
Filmography as: Actress, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Director, Herself, Archive Footage, Notable TV Guest Appearances Director - filmography
Filmography as: Actress, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Director, Herself, Archive Footage, Notable TV Guest Appearances Herself - filmography
Filmography as: Actress, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Director, Herself, Archive Footage, Notable TV Guest Appearances
Filmography as: Actress, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Director, Herself, Archive Footage, Notable TV Guest Appearances
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| More Info About Roseanne:
Quotes: "Everything that's written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don't think there's anything I can do to stop it." "This town is a back-stabbing, scum-sucking, small-minded town, but thanks for the money." - From an ad she took out in "The Hollywood Reporter" "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." "TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be the first mom to be a mom on TV. I wanted to sent out a message about how us women really feel." "I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word "Women are cursed and men are the proof. " "Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?" "There isn't any 'New Man.' The New Man is the old man, only he whines more. " "There is no problem in this world that can't be made better by a donut." "Excuse the mess but we live here." "A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut." "I call myself a 'demestic goddess'." "The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest." "I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." "In Tulsa restraunts have signs that say, 'Sorry, we're open.'" "I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job." "There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most suspect." "My husband and I didn't sign to a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact." "Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with." "I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life." "My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy." "Know how to do anything - I'm a mom."
Height: 5' 4"
Husbands: Ben Thomas Tom Arnold Bill Pentland |
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